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What is the Economic Stimulus payment for?
Some time this year, we taxpayers will again
receive an Economic Stimulus payment.
• If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to
Taiwan. spending it at yard sales going to ball games spending it on prostitutes beer tattoos
These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.
This is a very exciting program.
I'll explain it using the Q and A format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will
send to taxpayers.
Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my
own money?
A. Only a smidgen.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to
purchase a high-definition TV set, thus
stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of
China?
A. Shut up.
Here is helpful advice on how to best
help the US economy by spending your stimulus
check wisely:
• If you spend the stimulus money at
Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
• If you spend it on gasoline, your money will
go to the Arabs.
• If you purchase a computer, it will go to
India.
• If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will
go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
• If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
• If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock,
it will go to management bonuses and they
will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day.
