WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN
(AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
To those of us who have children in
our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or
students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your
children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that
even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After
creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing
he said was "DON'T!"
"Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.
Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve, we have forbidden
fruit!!!!!"
"No Way!"
"Yes way!"
"Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.
"Why"
"Because I am your Father and I said so!"
God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the
elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple
break and He was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God
asked..
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you?" said the Father.
"I don't know," said Eve.
"She started it!" Adam said
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"DID NOT!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and
Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it
has never changed.
BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently
and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it,
don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what
makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut
up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know why some
animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself
that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing
home one day.
AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO
WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY
FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
This message was brought to you by one of
Joan's cyberfriends. |
Denise Collins
Judy and Joan
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